January 2012
18 posts
Colour photographs of fashion from the 1940s (by... →
“Mark Zuckerberg should limit the number of times a person is allowed to change...”
– If you’re going to get all up in my business Mark, at least do it right.
I like singers that state the obvious
Like Marina and the Diamonds
Who constantly wows me with her ability to confirm what I already knew in a catchy way that gets me singing.
I too am not a robot
It’s like Marina and I are twins
Things that are said while watching Sex and the...
Boyfriend walks into the room
Him: Hey it's Samantha!
Me: And who is that? (pointint)
Him: uhm.. Charlotte?
Me: And you are?
Him: (with a look of resignation): gay..
If we are friends, and you are married and/or have...
I love my married friends (in case they are still reading) and I even love my pregnant friends (seriously stop reading), but I have serious issues with my Mommy and Daddy friends (told you).
Let me first explain that I love kids. Not like a little bit of love - hard core more than anything else, love love love kids.
But not because I see them as tiny human beings. Because I see them as portable...
“‘My life is full of drama and I won’t have time to worry about something as...”
– Adele keeps it real
Facts about me: 1. I have little to no talent...
Once upon a time I thought I was just like Cher (blonde 80’s icon from clueless. Not the one who turns back time in fishnets). During this time I tried ‘setting up’ friends on dates that I was convinced would lead to marriage. Aside from massive heartbreak, legal interference, and many spilled drinks, this short attempt at being a matchmaker achieved very little.. or at least...
Oh hai there new favorite website: attack of the... →
“New tumblr theme for new blogging round. Get pumped.”
Oh Hello there
It was brought to my attention that I have lots and lots of unanswered messages.
And since today is a gross day and I’m in need of some ego-stroking, I decided to log in to my tumblr and see all the adoring fan mail from die hard readers begging me to come back to blogging.
Turns out I have a lot of requests to see nakedxxxnaked pictures and enhance my penis size for several simple...
August 2011
38 posts
Sorry I'm MIA
But I’m in the M.I.A
Will be back to civilization in another week or so.
Holler
Go watch defiance
I probably wrote a post about this movie before, but Defiance is one of the best movies. Period.
It’s the true and little known story of the Bielski brothers who saved hundreds of Jews during the holocaust by building a village in the middle of the Russian forest.
A story of humanity among insanity.
Worth renting (or downloading. Whatever)
My ever expanding list of people I hate/don't...
As a general rule of thumb I like to think of myself as a nice person. But then idiotic freak shows like Courtney Stodden come up and make me vow to never have faith in humanity or Darwin again.
If you don’t know who she is, google her, gag, come back, and we can continue.
Courney Stodden is basically a deranged 16 year old (who looks like a plastic 45 yer old) that married a 51 year old B...
“Spreading Victoria’s Secret’s Love Spell lotion all over my smooth...”
– 16 year old child bride Courtney Stodden on her official Twitter
Some Joni Mitchel for the soul
Once upon a time I thought I knew my fruits. And... →
“How the fuck is Kim Kardashians wedding more important than a barrage of rockets...”
– Epic fail world news. This means you CNN and FOX.
Mad dancing skills like whoa
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What I think Palestinian kids feel when they are... →
mazeballet:
and palestinian kids don’t fear the same thing when they’re woken up from their sleep? right.
I think that little Palestinian kids, like every kid living in such a situation, feel genuine fear, anguish and helplessness. And I have no doubt that the roaring of the Israeli Air Force planes above their heads shaking their houses shocks them and terrifies them.
The only difference...
“We came to tell you we are not afraid”
– Minister of Defense, Ehud Barak
What we mean when we talk about air sirens
I wrote a few nights ago that I just experienced the scariest thing of my life, and decided that now, after the terrorist attacks of last week, I decided to elaborate. A few nights ago I was spending a nice relaxing evening with my boyfriend (catching up on some Entourage, aka my new favorite show), when at around midnight a siren started going up and down. I of course was frozen and bewildered...
Real conversations with real (fake) jews
Me: I'm translating legal documents. kill me
Ari: ahh from English to the language of our people
Me: haha opposite
Ari: so i just transferred to Tulane law school. aka: Jew-Lane. so many of us here
Me: I love how you convinced yourself (and everyone else) that you're Jewish
Me: You should probably get honorary rabbinical ordination just for your conviction and fondness of the Jewish faith (aka bagels and Gucci)
Ari: hello, right?
Me: Absolutely. Few people can complain while looking good like you can.
“Our policy is very simple. The Jewish state was set up to defend Jewish lives,...”
– Prime Minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu
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Why everyone at CNN should die a slow and painful...
Since daily rockets being fired is old news, the “peace-seeking-opressed-feel-sorry-for-them” arabs decided to take things one step further. What is one step further in the eyes of bat shit insane terrorists? Launching RPG’s at private cars and spraying public buses with bullets. Clearly. Now the rest of the world, including Al Jazeera - the home base of all terrorist nutcases -...
Panties you definetly don't want to get in a twist
Despite the fact that there was a terrorist attack 30 minutes ago in which 4 people were seriously injured near the south of Israel, Israeli Newspapers are all filled with articles about the french undergarment company jours apres lunes for being too raunchy, disgusting, sexy and demeaning to the 5 year old models who star in their catalog.
The little girls are adorned in pearls, ribbons,...
Scariest experience of my life
Code red alert. Running for cover. Multiple bomb explosions.
Shit just got real.
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“There is no product sold in Wallgreens, CVS, or anywhere else that will...”
– That was Universal truth #10 from notfacebook.com