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- Me: I'm translating legal documents. kill me
- Ari: ahh from English to the language of our people
- Me: haha opposite
- Ari: so i just transferred to Tulane law school. aka: Jew-Lane. so many of us here
- Me: I love how you convinced yourself (and everyone else) that you're Jewish
- Me: You should probably get honorary rabbinical ordination just for your conviction and fondness of the Jewish faith (aka bagels and Gucci)
- Ari: hello, right?
- Me: Absolutely. Few people can complain while looking good like you can.
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