disaffected grunts of a disillusioned expatriate

As a general rule of thumb I like to think of myself as a nice person. But then idiotic freak shows like Courtney Stodden come up and make me vow to never have faith in humanity or Darwin again.

If you don’t know who she is, google her, gag, come back, and we can continue.

Courney Stodden is basically a deranged 16 year old (who looks like a plastic 45 yer old) that married a 51 year old B list celeb and is the living proof of all that is wrong in this world.

I was ok with all this because she kept it in the privacy of her own home. But then she had to go and spread her shit out on twitter. Some of the wonderful things coming out of her mouth include:

I love these steamy mornings that allow you to erotically roll out of bed in nothing but your cheeky string bikini. Mmm, how electrifying!

I mean, don’t you roll out of bed in cheeky bikini’s while magical seam is blowing everywhere in your erotic bedroom? I know I do.

Or what about:

Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies. Don’t Put It On Me Girl

Because that’s normal

Other gems on her twitter make this supposedly good christian girl sound like a 2 cent prostitute, but mostly they just make her sound like an all around moron

So consider this your official welcome to the group of people i hate slash don’t deserve to live because you Coutney Stodden are an embarrassment to humanity